Purpose-Built Funny "No Drinking Until After 5" Round Wall

Purpose-Built Funny "No Drinking Until After 5" Round Wall

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Purpose-Built Funny "No Drinking Until After 5" Round Wall

Purpose-Built Funny "No Drinking Until After 5" Round Wall

Regular price $32.29
Sale price $32.29 Regular price $64.59
SAVE 50%

This round wall clock displays every hour as 5 o'clock, with the printed slogan “No Drinking Until After 5,” making it a humorous addition to a home bar, office, or man cave. Its silent non-ticking quartz movement ensures quiet timekeeping, and the sturdy frame with metal pointers is built for long-term daily use.

The high-definition surface printing resists fading and peeling, keeping text and patterns clear. It is battery-powered, requiring one AA battery (not included), and installation is simple with a built-in back nail slot and a matching hanging hook included. The package contains one clock and one hook.

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4.7 · 3 reviews

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★★★★★

Twelve Inches Makes the Joke Readable

I picked the 12-inch clock so the No Drinking Until After 5 line can be read across our bar area. The round shape keeps it classic.

Sophia D.June 2026
★★★★☆

A Clock Made for the Home Bar

This joke lands perfectly in the room where we actually mix drinks. The 10-inch option fills the available wall section without crowding nearby signs.

Megan Q.June 2026
★★★★★

Funny Housewarming Gift With a Function

My friends appreciate bar humor but already own plenty of plaques. A working wall clock gives the joke a more useful form.

Sophia X.June 2026